fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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8 hours ago
73,882 notes

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

(Source: meilleure--amie)

3 days ago
646,499 notes

mirror:

Loving someone who doesn’t love you is like waiting for a ship at the airport

1 week ago
45,783 notes

penguintim:

When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.

1 week ago
52,922 notes

pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit)

1 week ago
344,462 notes

(Source: leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas)

1 week ago
46,320 notes

ned: your brother or your lover?
cersei:
cersei:
cersei: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

1 week ago
5,499 notes

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

1 week ago
192,611 notes

lifehackable:

lifehackable:

Stretches that improve different aspects of your body.

More Stretches to improve your life

1 week ago
309,422 notes

cravings:

do the illuminati call themselves illuminaughty when they’re horny

(Source: cravings)

2 weeks ago
25,317 notes

plug:

when bae mad at u

plug:

when bae mad at u

2 weeks ago
58,674 notes

2 weeks ago
64,185 notes

She belongs in the North. The real North.

2 weeks ago
6,775 notes

clarkegriffines:

[heavy breathing]

clarkegriffines:

[heavy breathing]

2 weeks ago
273 notes

(Source: fancythrift)

2 weeks ago
162,935 notes